What movies have not aged well?
08.06.2025 00:17

-All the bad guys are black.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
You Only Live Twice
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The Man with the Golden Gun
Goldfinger
A View to a Kill
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Octopussy
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-J W Pepper
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
From Russia With Love
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-”Ah so!”
Moonraker
Live and Let Die
Dr No
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.